Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Only if you're bored :)

You know when you enter a lift/elevator and you don’t know anyone? The feelings worse when its just you and another person. You might feel uncomfortable, thinking "should I be friendly or ignore?" You don’t know what to do while waiting to get to your floor..so to kill time you either pretend to look serious or stare at the buttons or stare at the door or play with your fingers, buat-buat sms or whatever. You feel the journey going up/down feels like forever. So basically you’re boredlah. What can you do?... Hehe...Here’s what you can do to amuse yourself. Observe other people’s reaction. Would they be amused too? One way to kenakan orang..Hehe..

Things to do when you’re bored in an elevator

  • When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
  • Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.
  • Call the Psychic Hotline from your handphone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
  • Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Dilla. How's your day been?"
  • Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
  • Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while and then announce, "I have new underwear on."
  • Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
  • Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
  • Walk up to somebody and smell them and give a gross face, or do the opposite and act as though you enjoy the smell, sigh or something
  • Start laughing hysterically at nothing at all
  • Ask if you can push the button for other people and then push the wrong ones
  • Do the macarena

Dare to try?
Anymore to add?