national anthem for my labour

my contraction brings all labour pain to the yard
i'm like, screaming my lungs out
darn right, gimme all your drugs now..
gynae can epi me but he has to charge..

u know i want it
the drug that soothes me
what the moms go crazy for
they lose their minds
the way we whine
i know it's time

la la la la la..
jab me up
la la la la la..
this mum is waiting

my gynae will be amused..