Thursday, June 15, 2006

Picture this...

A girl who rarely takes the LRT, had to do so one day. It was the rush hour of the morning. The crowd was busy and obviously there were no empty seats. She didn’t mind standing but was quite worried because at the spot that she was standing, there wasn’t a handle she could grab on, there wasn’t a bar she could hold on to or even something she could lean herself against. She prayed hard she wouldn’t fall and depended on her own two feet to balance herself.

Anyway, everything was fine the first 10 minutes until the train made a sudden turn. She immediately loss her balance. The first thing on her mind was to grab the nearest thing and that nearest thing had to be the nearest person to her. What did she do? Yes, she did grab on to a person. It could have been someone else’s hands or shoulders or arms but for some bizzare reason, her hands landed on some lady’s boobs. The lady screamed "Hoi!!" (of course shocked and thinking who is this pervert grabbing my boobs!). The girl screamed back "Oh my god..oh my god....Sorry Kak..Sorry...Saya tak sengaja". The poor girl was so embarassed, her face was red and she could feel all eyes were staring at her. Some people were actually laughing. The lady gave her this look as if saying "I’m gonna kill you!!!". Thank God the train came to a stop. It wasn’t her station but the girl went off anyway. No way was she going subject herself to futher embarassment.

Yes, ladies and gentleman. This is a true story.

Yes..the poor girl is me.

And yes..I can add this to my collection of embarassing moments.

Why oh why does this always happen to me???