Useful recipe

Slept late last night. Went to work feeling very groggy. As usual, the first thing to do is to open up my mail box. Read the first email and burst out laughing. Terus rasa segar-bugar. I would like to thank my very good friend, *maria* for making my day. I have no idea where she gets all these stuff.

Don’t know if you guys have read this but nak share jelah anyway. Errr..X-rated ke ni?

HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

Simple, no? For those who are clueless on love making can try this out. But am sure it comes naturally. No need recipe, huh? *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*