Shit happens

I see it in movies and never thought it would happen to me.

Picture yourself having a great laugh with friends, and then suddenly out of nowhere some bird shit drops and falls on your shoulder. Oh wait, that’s not the worst thing yet. Due to the impact of the drop, some of the shit bounces off to your face. Gross, huh? And of course, it always happens when some cute guy passes by.

Damn bird.